Legend of Korra episode 9

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Okay, I'm gonna liveblog this because I have ~feelings~. Spoilers and ranting under cut as I watch this freakin' episode.

Oh jeez, that looks way painful. D: Wait what, is he just sticking her in a literal METAL BOX and leaving her to die?! The fuck?!?!

YOU LYING SON OF A COCK

SHUT UP

SHUT RIGHT NOW

... Omg, Lin, do me

I LOVE BOLIN'S VOICE ACTOR SFM HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Okay, so either that box is made of platinum or Korra can't metalbend. :|a

Flashback! *Swoons* SHE STILL CALLS HIM TWINKLETOES! Aaaahhhh, this series is the best.

Korra, Ilu, baby. ♥

Anybody who thinks Tenzin is a somber and mature-looking dude obviously has not seen this series cuz omg his face is the best the thing ever.

Oooh, I like how it shows a shot of Lin's bare feet when she does that metal radar thing. Links back to Toph always having her feet bare.

... Uh oh.

Bolin, sweetheart, I love you but you are shit at lying. Like, ridic bad at this.

Nooooo, Asami. D:

God, I love it when Lin metalbends. ♥

OH! The metal on her boots retract when she's doing that radar thing! Dude, wicked~

Oh no, poor metalbending dudes. :(

MOVE IT MOVE IT MOVE IT

Guys. Bolin. Is my favoritest. EVER. Also, hellooooo~ baby badass. ♥

Asdflkjh, omg they really are posing, hahahah!!

... Is Yakon Tarrlok's relative or something.

Ohhhh fuck, shit's gonna get real~

LADY, YOU ARE AWESOME, THANK YOU! HAH, DOUCHEFACE, YOU ARE NOW REVEALED!! Aaand of course he'd do things the hard way.

... Lin, Ilu. Also, can I have her coat cuz daaaamn~ Lady be rockin' it.

KATARA, SAVE YOUR HUBBY AND REPUBLIC CITY!!! Actually where is she? :|a

Oooh, Avatar state can act as smelling salts. Cool.

Oh Jesus Christ augh this is horrifying DDDDD: YES GOOD AVATAR STATE

Hahaaaah, you bastard, SERVES YOU RIGHT :|

Guessing they don't do thorough background checks on councilpeople.

Welp. Fucker shouldn't have blamed the Equalists.

... The fuck.

Korraaaaaaa~~~ Idiots shouldn't have underestimated her by letting her here that they'd electrocute her. Pfft.

AWW YEAH, BURN MOTHERFUCKERS BURN!! Sorry.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck shit fuck fuck fuck *GIGANTIC SIGH OF RELIEF*

Aaawwww, baby. :(

NAGA. BEST FRIEND FOREVER, OMG.

Teenage romance/angst, w-why show. Stop hurting my heart.

... 2 weeks and we're left with that trailer. Those dicks.

TL;DR Tarrlok is a douche and Nickelodeon is a cocktease. :| Also, requisite screaming goes here!